Lol! Clinic giving away special 'penis measuring tape' so lads get right condom size

Sex experts say more and more condoms are breaking or slipping off during romps because men have bought the wrong size.

As a result, gonorrhea, chlamydia and other sexually transmitted infections (STIs) are on the rise in most European countries.

So now Stockholm Schools Youth Clinic in the Swedish capital is giving specially designed tape to blokes aged 23 or younger.

It measures circumference and not length. The clinic is also offering men free johnnies in different girth sizes, from two to 2.5 inches.

Nurse Eddie Sandstrom said: You have to measure the circumference of the penis when erect, not the length. On our measuring tape you get the measurement in millimeters and a few recommendations for condom types that are suitable.

“Gonorrhea is on the rise, and the number of chlamydia cases is not falling despite many awareness campaigns."

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