Hahahah!!!! Drunk Russian sailor smashes 7,000-tonne ship into Scotland after downing 1/2 liter of Rum

An investigation has found that a Russian sailor drank half a litre of rum on duty before crashing his massive 7,000-tonne cargo ship into rocks in Scotland.

The officer was in charge of the Lysblink Seaways vessel as it travelled from Belfast to Skogn, Norway.

But it pounded into rocky shores in west Scotland near Kilchoan after the 36-year-old watchman had drank his liquor in the cabin and felt queasy.

He was eight times over the limit to carry out his duties, reports say. The ship, which was carrying paper waste, ran aground, was stranded for two days because of bad weather on February 18 and was written off.

The Marine Accident Investigation Branch (MAIB) report says: “Empty beer, wine and spirit bottles and cartons found on board after the accident indicated significant levels of alcohol consumption by the crew.”

The officer is no longer employed by DFDS Logistics Rederi AS of Norway, who owned the vessel.

This sounds funny though!!!!