Lol! Man Proposes to Girlfriend then steals Sex Toys

Hopeless romantic William J. Cornelius Jr, 25, proposed to his then-girlfriend Sheri Moore over the tannoy system.

ROMANTIC: William Cornelius Jr and Sheri Moore

Shoppers in the Michigan supermarket cheered as he popped the question with a £20 engagement ring.

 The happy couple then allegedly stole Bride-To-Be underwear, a £10 vibrator, BJ Blast oral sex candy and an edible thong from a Spencer’s Gifts store.

The pair were reported to police by store employees, and Cornelius was found asleep at a food court table.

He apparently fell asleep after trying to tie his shoes. The two are now free on bond on charges of retail fraud and larceny.

It follows a similar incident in the UK in 2013 when two women in Salisbury were arrested after allegedly nicking £300 worth of lingerie and sex toys from Ann Summers.

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And in Florida in December, a man was arrested after allegedly sticking a sex toy down his shorts because he was “too embarrassed” to pay for it.

Daily Star